An Friendly Authoritarian Tale

Merry Christmas, Peasants!

By Santa Klaus

Justin Honse
6 min readDec 24, 2020

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(To be read out loud in a heavy german accent, like Hitler)

Gather round children! I shall tell you the tale of Christmas future.

When I was a young boy in Ravensburg in the motherland, der Führer was in power, and holidays were quite meager. Well, not for all families of course, but for most. Such is the holiday many of you will be partaking in shortly as we enter a time of much-needed change in the world. We must begin from a place of decreased expectations, and though I am in my palace physically, I am with you all in spirit.

When I founded the World Economic Forum, I had a dream of huge aspirations — I had formed my own view of managing the whole world like a finely-tuned machine. I wanted the best of all possible worlds, I was not unlike der Führer in that sense — to have such an enormous vision for how all things should run: like clockwork and with great obedience.

For this special year, in preparation of my Great Reset, many special gifts are coming your way!

Oh, the presents we have in store for you! And I mean all of you! You see that you’ve already received a few gifts a bit early — the new strain of the virus in the United Kingdom, which will surely spread and…

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Justin Honse
Justin Honse

Written by Justin Honse

I write about Economic and Social issues that affect us all, because my country, America, has problems and change is needed now.

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