An Friendly Authoritarian Tale

Merry Christmas, Peasants!

By Santa Klaus

(To be read out loud in a heavy german accent, like Hitler)

Gather round children! I shall tell you the tale of Christmas future.

When I was a young boy in Ravensburg in the motherland, der Führer was in power, and holidays were quite meager. Well, not for all

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I write about Economic and Social issues that affect us all, because my country, America, has problems and change is needed now.

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Justin Honse

Justin Honse

I write about Economic and Social issues that affect us all, because my country, America, has problems and change is needed now.

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