An Friendly Authoritarian Tale
Merry Christmas, Peasants!
By Santa Klaus
6 min readDec 24, 2020
(To be read out loud in a heavy german accent, like Hitler)
Gather round children! I shall tell you the tale of Christmas future.
When I was a young boy in Ravensburg in the motherland, der Führer was in power, and holidays were quite meager. Well, not for all…
